Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is so f-ing cool I would like to punch him in the face. And then run like hell so he didn't kick my ass.
Seriously, I watched Brady lead the Patriots to a 52 to 7 routing over the Redskins today. He threw 3 TD passes and ran two more in on his own and I don't think he even broke a sweat.
Even though he has won multiple Super Bowls, forget football. He's a rich dude who was having sex with Bridget Moynahan and he said f*ck that. Apparently, he's so cool that she wasn't hot enough, and he decided supermodel Gisele Bundchen was more his speed. Congratulations.
If you don't have even a little envy for this guy, you probably own a purse.
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Hello, pot... This is kettle... Your BLACK!!! Maybe he'll go to Cosi with you and you can share some S'Mores. Just don't spill any on YOUR purse.
Tom Brady would have noticed the "your" should have been "you're".
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